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A tale of two economies: How America's cost-of-living crisis is shaping US midterm elections

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·29 Oct, 04:13 pm
A tale of two economies: How America's cost-of-living crisis is shaping US midterm elections — Germany
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The Straight Version

The economy is the number one issue for most American voters, as they worry about high food and energy costs. But can the results of November's midterm elections really impact the cost-of-living crisis? "There isn't a ton that anyone can do about it, regardless of who wins the midterms," says Greg Ip, chief economics commentator at The Wall Street Journal.

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Look at A tale of two economies speedrunning total brain death: "A tale of two economies: How Americas cost-of-living crisis is shaping US midterm elections". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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