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„Alarmsignal“ – Studie prognostiziert steigende Sozialabgaben auf fast die Hälfte des Bruttolohns

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Bild News·2 Nov, 09:26 am
„Alarmsignal“ – Studie prognostiziert steigende Sozialabgaben auf fast die Hälfte des Bruttolohns — Germany
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The Straight Version

A new study warns that social security contributions could soon consume half of all gross wages.

The UNHINGED Take

The government is gleefully looting every paycheck to fund their glorious bureaucratic incompetence. You are officially working half your life just to keep the state's rotting corpse breathing.

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TOTAL ECONOMIC HARA-KIRI / 10

The government is gleefully looting every paycheck to fund their glorious bureaucratic incompetence.

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The government is gleefully looting every paycheck to fund their glorious bureaucratic incompetence. TOTAL ECONOMIC HARA-KIRI / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/alarmsignal-studie-prognostiziert-steigende-sozialabgaben-auf-fast-die #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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