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App „Bitchat“: Bluetooth-Messenger boomt durch Proteste in Frankreich

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Frankfurter Allgemeine·1 Nov, 09:35 am
App „Bitchat“: Bluetooth-Messenger boomt durch Proteste in Frankreich — Germany
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The Straight Version

The Bluetooth app Bitchat is gaining mass popularity during ongoing protest movements across France.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says revolutionary fervor like naming your encrypted protest tech after a mediocre insult. It is peak French theater to organize the downfall of the state using glorified walkie-talkies for losers.

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The Bottom Line

DIGITAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10

Nothing says revolutionary fervor like naming your encrypted protest tech after a mediocre insult.

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Nothing says revolutionary fervor like naming your encrypted protest tech after a mediocre insult. DIGITAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/app-bitchat-bluetooth-messenger-boomt-durch-proteste-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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