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At least 60 Christians killed in Ethiopia amid rising religious violence

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·30 Oct, 11:01 am
At least 60 Christians killed in Ethiopia amid rising religious violence — Germany
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The Straight Version

At least 60 Christians were killed and 20 homes burned during religious violence in Ethiopia.

The UNHINGED Take

The government and rebels are busy playing a pathetic blame game while bodies hit the floor. Absolute amateur hour in a crumbling state that makes a dumpster fire look organized.

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TOTAL HUMAN FAILURE / 10

The government and rebels are busy playing a pathetic blame game while bodies hit the floor.

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The government and rebels are busy playing a pathetic blame game while bodies hit the floor. TOTAL HUMAN FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/at-least-60-christians-killed-in-ethiopia-amid #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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