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China keeps a close eye on US midterm shake-up

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·6 Nov, 03:03 pm
China keeps a close eye on US midterm shake-up — Germany
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The Straight Version

US Democrats seize full congressional control, leaving Trump a dead‑wheel in a Trump‑Beijing handshake.

The UNHINGED Take

Beijing now cheers for a power‑flop that leaves its diplomat a puppet; meanwhile, Trump sits like a bland salad waiting for his next bill to smear.

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The Bottom Line

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Beijing now cheers for a power‑flop that leaves its diplomat a puppet; meanwhile, Trump sits like a bland salad waiting for his next bill to smear.

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Beijing now cheers for a power‑flop that leaves its diplomat a puppet; meanwhile, Trump sits like a bland salad waiting for his next bill to smear. RUTHLESS CHAOS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/china-keeps-a-close-eye-on-us-midterm #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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