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Clashes erupt between police and protesters in Paris

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·31 Oct, 07:37 pm
Clashes erupt between police and protesters in Paris — Germany
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The Straight Version

Police clash with 320k protesters in Paris against high living costs.

The UNHINGED Take

Paris shakes as 320k protesters gnaw on rent, cops stamp out like bored kindergarten dada. Bitter, parched, and brat-tastic.

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ENFEELED BRAIN / 10

Paris shakes as 320k protesters gnaw on rent, cops stamp out like bored kindergarten dada.

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