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„Das wird nicht vergnügungssteuerpflichtig“ – Ischinger warnt nach Trump-Klatsche vor „Siegesgeheul“

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Bild News·4 Nov, 11:26 am
„Das wird nicht vergnügungssteuerpflichtig“ – Ischinger warnt nach Trump-Klatsche vor „Siegesgeheul“ — Germany
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The Straight Version

Wolfgang Ischinger warns against premature optimism following Trump's election victory, despite sensing a potential opening for Europe.

The UNHINGED Take

Ischinger is still sniffing for relevance in the wreckage. Delusional boomer diplomacy won't stop Trump from treating the EU like a cheap rug.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10

Ischinger is still sniffing for relevance in the wreckage.

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Ischinger is still sniffing for relevance in the wreckage. COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/das-wird-nicht-vergn-gungssteuerpflichtig-ischinger-warnt-nach #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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