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Deadly high-speed train collision in Spain

๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช GermanyยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: Al Jazeeraยท28 Oct, 11:02 am
Deadly high-speed train collision in Spain โ€” Germany
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The Straight Version

Two high-speed trains collided near Urda, Spain, resulting in at least 39 fatalities.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says European efficiency like turning a multi-billion euro rail network into a literal meat grinder. Absolute masterclass in how to turn passengers into human pate.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE / 10

Nothing says European efficiency like turning a multi-billion euro rail network into a literal meat grinder.

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Nothing says European efficiency like turning a multi-billion euro rail network into a literal meat grinder. TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/deadly-high-speed-train-collision-in-spain #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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