The Straight Version
Union propels Ilse Aigner to be CSU’s pick for Germany’s presidency.
The UNHINGED Take
Bayern’s rot‑crowned queen tries to wrap national dignity in a cigarette‑smoke mask. Voting chiefs nodding like taking selfies with a broken heart.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED LACK OF HUMOR / 10
Bayern’s rot‑crowned queen tries to wrap national dignity in a cigarette‑smoke mask.
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