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Ethiopia clashes drive thousands into Kenya

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·6 Nov, 10:11 am
Ethiopia clashes drive thousands into Kenya — Germany
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The Straight Version

Armed conflicts in southern Ethiopia have forced tens of thousands of civilians to flee across the Kenyan border.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day in paradise where 130 million people have managed to turn their own backyard into a geopolitical meat grinder. Ethiopia is essentially speedrunning collapse while the rest of the world watches the inevitable exodus.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE REGIONAL DISASTER / 10

Another day in paradise where 130 million people have managed to turn their own backyard into a geopolitical meat grinder.

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Another day in paradise where 130 million people have managed to turn their own backyard into a geopolitical meat grinder. ABSOLUTE REGIONAL DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/ethiopia-clashes-drive-thousands-into-kenya #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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