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FC Bayern mit Heimspiel, Lospech für Dortmund und Leipzig

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Bild News·1 Nov, 06:34 pm
FC Bayern mit Heimspiel, Lospech für Dortmund und Leipzig — Germany
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The Straight Version

FC Bayern get home game vs Hertha BSC in DFB-Pokal, Dortmund & Leipzig get tough away tasks.

The UNHINGED Take

Bayern’s home side to Hertha? Lucky, because a coin toss can’t distort a win they already own. Dortmund & Leipzig will chase ghosts in hostile fields; hushed, slower than tumbleweed.

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The Bottom Line

BAYERN’S BLOOD / 10

Bayern’s home side to Hertha?

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