The Straight Version
Former Muslim rebel leader Abdulraof Macacua has been elected chief minister of the Philippines' Bangsamoro region.
The UNHINGED Take
"Former rebel leader elected chief minister of Philippine Muslim region" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Former rebel leader elected chief minister of Philippine Muslim region" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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