The Straight Version
France raises minimum wage by €24 per month amid worker protests.
The UNHINGED Take
If €24 feels like a palazzo upgrade, unions still are stuck in the old shop basement. Pariser Premiers must sip kale smoothies while watching their own foot-drops and craving Bier.
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The Bottom Line
INSANE WAGE / 10
If €24 feels like a palazzo upgrade, unions still are stuck in the old shop basement.
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If €24 feels like a palazzo upgrade, unions still are stuck in the old shop basement. INSANE WAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/frankreich-erh-ht-mindestlohn-nach-protesten-gewerkschaften-bleiben #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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