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French high school blockades to restart on Monday, student unions say

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·1 Nov, 02:31 pm
French high school blockades to restart on Monday, student unions say — Germany
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The Straight Version

French student unions are resuming high school blockades after rejecting Macron's latest education reform proposals.

The UNHINGED Take

Macron thinks a few useless measures will stop the whining brats from playing revolutionary again. Enjoy your weekly baguette-fueled tantrum while the country remains a literal circus.

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PROFESSIONAL VICTIMHOOD / 10

Macron thinks a few useless measures will stop the whining brats from playing revolutionary again.

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Macron thinks a few useless measures will stop the whining brats from playing revolutionary again. PROFESSIONAL VICTIMHOOD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/french-high-school-blockades-to-restart-on-monday #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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