The Straight Version
Thorsten Frei approves German federal austerity, rejects cooling of cold progression.
The UNHINGED Take
Frei claws the German budget, erasing cold progression like a bad Tinder match. Meanwhile, banks sigh, and citizens shuffle past the unspun fiscal abyss.

The Bottom Line
FREI'S CHEAT / 10
Frei claws the German budget, erasing cold progression like a bad Tinder match.
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Frei claws the German budget, erasing cold progression like a bad Tinder match. FREI'S CHEAT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/g-rtel-enger-schnallen-unionsfraktionschef-frei-stimmt-b #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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