The Straight Version
Russell Brand was jailed immediately after being found guilty in London, shattering his pathetic 'unfriendly sex' legal defense.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking being a prick is a legal defense while heading straight to the slammer. Enjoy the communal showers, you absolute muppet.

The Bottom Line
CLOWN CAR CRASH / 10
Imagine thinking being a prick is a legal defense while heading straight to the slammer.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Imagine thinking being a prick is a legal defense while heading straight to the slammer. CLOWN CAR CRASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/gnadenlos-berechnend-manipulativ-russell-brand-wegen-fluchtgefahr-gleich #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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