The Straight Version
Greenland's 16-0 parliament ratified a US‑Denmark security pact, 7 abstentions.
The UNHINGED Take
Dark arrogance: the Inuit voters handcuffed irony, handing a patronising security deal to US & Denmark like a sucker’s contract. Arctic parliament, you cold‑hearted shoppers, sold can, no value.

The Bottom Line
Frosty hypocrite / 10
Dark arrogance: the Inuit voters handcuffed irony, handing a patronising security deal to US & Denmark like a sucker’s contract.
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Dark arrogance: the Inuit voters handcuffed irony, handing a patronising security deal to US & Denmark like a sucker’s contract. Frosty hypocrite / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/greenland-parliament-approves-security-deal-with-us-denmark #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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