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Greenland parliament approves security deal with US, Denmark

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 06:05 pm
Greenland parliament approves security deal with US, Denmark — Germany
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The Straight Version

Greenland's 16-0 parliament ratified a US‑Denmark security pact, 7 abstentions.

The UNHINGED Take

Dark arrogance: the Inuit voters handcuffed irony, handing a patronising security deal to US & Denmark like a sucker’s contract. Arctic parliament, you cold‑hearted shoppers, sold can, no value.

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The Bottom Line

Frosty hypocrite / 10

Dark arrogance: the Inuit voters handcuffed irony, handing a patronising security deal to US & Denmark like a sucker’s contract.

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Dark arrogance: the Inuit voters handcuffed irony, handing a patronising security deal to US & Denmark like a sucker’s contract. Frosty hypocrite / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/greenland-parliament-approves-security-deal-with-us-denmark #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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