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Hunderte Verfahren wegen sexuellen Fehlverhaltens bei der Bundeswehr

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Bild News·6 Nov, 03:23 am
Hunderte Verfahren wegen sexuellen Fehlverhaltens bei der Bundeswehr — Germany
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The Straight Version

Hundreds of sexual misconduct cases in Bundeswehr, Bild reports, and minister Pistorius faced criticism.

The UNHINGED Take

Pistorius parades a secret study while the Bundeswehr turns into a revolving door of jerks; a flak of crass steins ready to shoot at victims.

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The Bottom Line

CRITICAL GOVERNMENT FAIL / 10

Pistorius parades a secret study while the Bundeswehr turns into a revolving door of jerks; a flak of crass steins ready to shoot at victims.

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Pistorius parades a secret study while the Bundeswehr turns into a revolving door of jerks; a flak of crass steins ready to shoot at victims. CRITICAL GOVERNMENT FAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/hunderte-verfahren-wegen-sexuellen-fehlverhaltens-bei-der-bundeswehr

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