The Straight Version
CDU chief backs Ilse Aigner as German president after Söder’s push and Merz’s hesitation.
The UNHINGED Take
Markus Söder’s puppet show gets a cross‑party encore; Merz hands out waiter blankets, the Left yells ‘Wanderpokal!’ while Germany watches a grandma heroically audition for president on a tattered cardboard spotlight.
The Bottom Line
GOVERNMENT SAFARI / 10
Markus Söder’s puppet show gets a cross‑party encore; Merz hands out waiter blankets, the Left yells ‘Wanderpokal!’ while Germany watches a grandma heroically audition for president on a tattered cardboard spotlight.
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Markus Söder’s puppet show gets a cross‑party encore; Merz hands out waiter blankets, the Left yells ‘Wanderpokal!’ while Germany watches a grandma heroically audition for president on a tattered cardboard spotlight. GOVERNMENT SAFARI / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/i
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