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Krawallnacht in Frankfurt: Händler bestürzt über „berauschende Freude“ am Zerstören

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Frankfurter Allgemeine·1 Nov, 02:09 pm
Krawallnacht in Frankfurt: Händler bestürzt über „berauschende Freude“ am Zerstören — Germany
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The Straight Version

Frankfurt’s night of riots left shopkeepers stunned as vandalism tore through the city.

The UNHINGED Take

Frankfurt’s own taxis made a getaway while the streets devoured their own tax income—Frankfurter Allgemeine's report? More like a circus halfway to launch a self‑sabotage sequel.

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The Bottom Line

CANNIBAL CHAOS / 10

Frankfurt’s own taxis made a getaway while the streets devoured their own tax income—Frankfurter Allgemeine's report?

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