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Live: French anti-terrorism prosecutor to give press conference on racist Paris shooting

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·29 Oct, 09:48 am
Live: French anti-terrorism prosecutor to give press conference on racist Paris shooting — Germany
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The Straight Version

Shooter in Trappes transferred to Paris court; prosecutor Olivier Christen to address live on France 24.

The UNHINGED Take

Christen preps a French press‑parade, promising justice while the shooter still slaps the streets of Trappes with racism. Paris, look, the prosecutor’s a clown wearing a trench coat.

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The Bottom Line

RACIST BASTARD / 10

Christen preps a French press‑parade, promising justice while the shooter still slaps the streets of Trappes with racism.

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Christen preps a French press‑parade, promising justice while the shooter still slaps the streets of Trappes with racism. RACIST BASTARD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/live-french-anti-terrorism-prosecutor-to-give-press #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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