The Straight Version
Trump threatens to redraw Ukraine borders, Putin, Xi net together.
The UNHINGED Take
Luxon's new GDP/military budget is pure Putanese Friedensplan garbage, Selenskyj screaming at a US president who'd nuke half Europe. Christchurch weeps, Biden yawns.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED POLITICIANS / 10
Luxon's new GDP/military budget is pure Putanese Friedensplan garbage, Selenskyj screaming at a US president who'd nuke half Europe.
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Luxon's new GDP/military budget is pure Putanese Friedensplan garbage, Selenskyj screaming at a US president who'd nuke half Europe. CERTIFIED POLITICIANS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/liveblog-ukrainekrieg-trump-kriegsende-kann-grenzen-der-ukraine #NZElection2026 #
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