The Straight Version
Merz keeps ally Söder as his presidential puppet in a hollow power play.
The UNHINGED Take
Söder's brain‑shaped balloon in Merz's circus—friends puppeteers, opponents out, and the presidency still a glorified unpaid intern.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10
Söder's brain‑shaped balloon in Merz's circus—friends puppeteers, opponents out, and the presidency still a glorified unpaid intern.
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