The Straight Version
Friedrich Merz admits mistakes, CDU still backs him, the real question: for how long?
The UNHINGED Take
Merz fumbles, CDU clings like shredded sausage—still worshipping his doubts. They’ll hug him till the end of the world, because pulling the plug hurts more than his middle finger.

The Bottom Line
Canned Hypocrisy / 10
Merz fumbles, CDU clings like shredded sausage—still worshipping his doubts.
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Merz fumbles, CDU clings like shredded sausage—still worshipping his doubts. Canned Hypocrisy / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/merz-und-die-cdu-noch-folgen-sie-dem #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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