The Straight Version
Spain's Transport Minister Puente quits after 69 dead.
The UNHINGED Take
Puente finally dropped his hat—69 souls devoured his integrity. Pedro's puppet still dancing; turns out the train ran off the rails of sanity.
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The Bottom Line
CANNED BRAIN / 10
Puente finally dropped his hat—69 souls devoured his integrity.
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