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Putin woos African leaders as Moscow seeks to expand footprint in Africa

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·28 Oct, 06:13 pm
Putin woos African leaders as Moscow seeks to expand footprint in Africa — Germany
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The Straight Version

Russian President Vladimir Putin sought to woo African leaders and government delegates on Wednesday as they gathered in Moscow for the third Russia-Africa Summit to discuss trade, security, arms deals and grain supplies as part of the Kremlin's strategic efforts to expand its footprint in Africa.

The UNHINGED Take

"Putin woos African leaders as Moscow seeks to expand footprint in Africa" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Putin woos African leaders as Moscow seeks to expand footprint in Africa" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Putin woos African leaders as Moscow seeks to expand footprint in Africa" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/putin-woos-african-leaders-as-moscow-seeks-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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