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Russian strikes cut power to thousands in Ukraine as Kherson ceasefire expires

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·1 Nov, 09:01 pm
Russian strikes cut power to thousands in Ukraine as Kherson ceasefire expires — Germany
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The Straight Version

Russian strikes cut power to thousands in Ukraine as Kherson ceasefire expires.

The UNHINGED Take

Russia's battery of strikes shows how they love cutting electricity like a German shear. Kherson's ceasefire expires, so Ukraine will never thank them.

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The Bottom Line

WAR DOG NO LOYALTY / 10

Russia's battery of strikes shows how they love cutting electricity like a German shear.

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