The Straight Version
FC Schalke 04 currently holds the title for the least threatening team in all major European football leagues.
The UNHINGED Take
Schalke has evolved from a historic powerhouse into a professional hospice for dignity. Watching them attempt to score is like watching a drunk toddler try to perform open-heart surgery.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE FOOTBALL DISGRACE / 10
Schalke has evolved from a historic powerhouse into a professional hospice for dignity.
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