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Selenskyj trifft Merz in Berlin – „Nächste Ohrfeige an das eigene Volk“, sagt Wagenknecht

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Bild News·3 Nov, 11:59 am
Selenskyj trifft Merz in Berlin – „Nächste Ohrfeige an das eigene Volk“, sagt Wagenknecht — Germany
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The Straight Version

Friedrich Merz hosts Volodymyr Zelenskyy in Berlin to discuss ending the war and pledging 200 million euros.

The UNHINGED Take

Merz is playing chancellor while burning taxpayer cash to distract from his own cratering relevance. Sahra is just screeching at a brick wall while the German economy bleeds out in the gutter.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE FISCAL SUICIDE / 10

Merz is playing chancellor while burning taxpayer cash to distract from his own cratering relevance.

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