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Spielzeug: Warum die Deutschen Lego lieben

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Frankfurter Allgemeine·28 Oct, 11:30 am
Spielzeug: Warum die Deutschen Lego lieben — Germany
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The Straight Version

Lego has officially become the most popular brand in Germany, captivating both children and adults.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being a grown German adult basing your personality on overpriced plastic bricks. It is a pathetic cry for help disguised as a hobby for people who fear real life.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL INFANTILISM / 10

Imagine being a grown German adult basing your personality on overpriced plastic bricks.

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