The Straight Version
Lego has officially become the most popular brand in Germany, captivating both children and adults.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being a grown German adult basing your personality on overpriced plastic bricks. It is a pathetic cry for help disguised as a hobby for people who fear real life.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL INFANTILISM / 10
Imagine being a grown German adult basing your personality on overpriced plastic bricks.
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