The Straight Version
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits to an affair with a suspected Chinese spy.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine tanking global tech security because you were too thirsty to check a background report. This silicon-brained muppet is literally selling the future for a cheap thrill.
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The Bottom Line
TOTAL SECURITY CATASTROPHE / 10
Imagine tanking global tech security because you were too thirsty to check a background report.
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