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Trump administration bans new Chinese humanoid robots

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·29 Jul, 02:30 am
Trump administration bans new Chinese humanoid robots — Germany
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The Straight Version

The Trump administration has banned new Chinese humanoid robots as part of an escalating rivalry between the US and China in the fields of robotics and artificial intelligence.

The UNHINGED Take

Scheiße, what's next, banning our beloved Currywurst because it's got a bit of Chinese chili sauce on it? Those Amis think they can just boss everyone around, meanwhile their own robot industry is stuck in the Stone Age, ja? It's like they're trying to hold back the tide with a broken Bierdeckel.

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Scheiße, what's next, banning our beloved Currywurst because it's got a bit of Chinese chili sauce on it?

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Scheiße, what's next, banning our beloved Currywurst because it's got a bit of Chinese chili sauce on it? PATHETIC / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/trump-administration-bans-new-chinese-humanoid-robots #UnhingedWorld

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