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US midterm results a 'victory' for Canadians hopeful of tariff relief

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·4 Nov, 06:01 pm
US midterm results a 'victory' for Canadians hopeful of tariff relief — Germany
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The Straight Version

The US midterms gave Democrats a win, pressuring the White House to negotiate trade deals with Canada.

The UNHINGED Take

Democrats brag about a ‘tariff victory,’ yet the White House still clutches cookie dough— it’ll crumble before Canada can sweeten the deal!

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The Bottom Line

DEMOCRATIC SNAIL / 10

Democrats brag about a ‘tariff victory,’ yet the White House still clutches cookie dough— it’ll crumble before Canada can sweeten the deal!

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Democrats brag about a ‘tariff victory,’ yet the White House still clutches cookie dough— it’ll crumble before Canada can sweeten the deal! DEMOCRATIC SNAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/us-midterm-results-a-victory-for-canadians-hopeful #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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