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US strikes Iran's Qeshm Island as midterm elections start

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 12:12 pm
US strikes Iran's Qeshm Island as midterm elections start — Germany
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The Straight Version

The US launched strikes on Iranian targets in the Strait of Hormuz right before midterm elections.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing screams electoral desperation like blowing up a random island to distract voters from the fact that a gallon of gas now costs more than a kidney.

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The Bottom Line

DESPERATE POWER TRIP / 10

Nothing screams electoral desperation like blowing up a random island to distract voters from the fact that a gallon of gas now costs more than a kidney.

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Nothing screams electoral desperation like blowing up a random island to distract voters from the fact that a gallon of gas now costs more than a kidney. DESPERATE POWER TRIP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/us-strikes-irans-qeshm-island-as-midterm-elections #NZElectio

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