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US-Vizepräsident: Vance soll mit Iran Chance auf Verhandlungen ausloten

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Frankfurter Allgemeine·29 Oct, 01:46 am
US-Vizepräsident: Vance soll mit Iran Chance auf Verhandlungen ausloten — Germany
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The Straight Version

US VP Vance urged exploring talks with Iran; plan to use short military strike considered.

The UNHINGED Take

Vance plays chess with nukes, while Trump probably whispered ‘loud, shiny distraction.’ Iran could be the next viral meme. The US is equipping its grand piano with a flamethrower because subtlety is a foreign language.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Vance plays chess with nukes, while Trump probably whispered ‘loud, shiny distraction.’ Iran could be the next viral meme.

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Vance plays chess with nukes, while Trump probably whispered ‘loud, shiny distraction.’ Iran could be the next viral meme. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/us-vizepr-sident-vance-soll-mit-iran-chance #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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