The Straight Version
Trump’s U.S. Democrats seize major Senate and Rep. House majority.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump’s America’s sushi‑platter now a Democratic buffet—Senate and House plates piled higher than his ego. Washington’s barbecue turned into a clown waste‑basket.

The Bottom Line
JOKE OF SHAME / 10
Trump’s America’s sushi‑platter now a Democratic buffet—Senate and House plates piled higher than his ego.
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Trump’s America’s sushi‑platter now a Democratic buffet—Senate and House plates piled higher than his ego. JOKE OF SHAME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/usa-unter-trump-demokraten-gewinnen-mehrheit-in-senat #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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