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„Versuchter Mord“ – Molotowcocktail trifft Polizist in Paris

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Bild News·1 Nov, 02:27 am
„Versuchter Mord“ – Molotowcocktail trifft Polizist in Paris — Germany
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The Straight Version

Erneut exzessive Gewalt in Frankreich. Vermummte lösten mit Hämmern Pflastersteine aus dem Boden und bewarfen damit die Polizei, ein Beamter fing sogar Feuer. Ausgangssperren wurden verhängt.

The UNHINGED Take

"„Versuchter Mord“ – Molotowcocktail trifft Polizist in Paris" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"„Versuchter Mord“ – Molotowcocktail trifft Polizist in Paris" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"„Versuchter Mord“ – Molotowcocktail trifft Polizist in Paris" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/versuchter-mord-molotowcocktail-trifft-polizist-in-paris #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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