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Anthropic was founded to answer to humanity. Soon, it will also answer to Wall Street

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·5 Nov, 01:50 pm
Anthropic was founded to answer to humanity. Soon, it will also answer to Wall Street — Egypt
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The Straight Version

In 2021, a group of employees at OpenAI left to start a new company focused on the safe development of artificial intelligence. They named it Anthropic, a word that means “relating to humanity.” Later this month, that company is expected to make its debut on Wall Street in what could be one of the largest … The post Anthropic was founded to answer to humanity. Soon, it will also answer to Wall Street appeared first on Egypt Independent .

The UNHINGED Take

"Anthropic was founded to answer to humanity. Soon, it will also answer to Wall Street" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Anthropic was founded to answer to humanity.

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