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Armed police start patrols in Sydney after Bondi Beach attack

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·1 Nov, 05:56 pm
Armed police start patrols in Sydney after Bondi Beach attack — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Sydney police patrols launched after Bondi beach attack.

The UNHINGED Take

Police swooped in like a lion on a dead goose, but the real sting is how they let a thin‑veiled terror dance on Bondi’s sands.

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The Bottom Line

FATAL DISGUST / 10

Police swooped in like a lion on a dead goose, but the real sting is how they let a thin‑veiled terror dance on Bondi’s sands.

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Police swooped in like a lion on a dead goose, but the real sting is how they let a thin‑veiled terror dance on Bondi’s sands. FATAL DISGUST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/armed-police-start-patrols-in-sydney-after-bondi #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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