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Binance users withdraw $3.6bn after largest-ever crypto hack

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 07:42 am
Binance users withdraw $3.6bn after largest-ever crypto hack — Egypt
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The Straight Version

The exchange froze transactions following the incident which has been linked to a North Korean group.

The UNHINGED Take

"Binance users withdraw $3.6bn after largest-ever crypto hack" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Binance users withdraw $3.6bn after largest-ever crypto hack" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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