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Cornell begins no confidence vote over handling of alleged gang rape

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Oct, 07:23 pm
Cornell begins no confidence vote over handling of alleged gang rape — Egypt
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Faculty vote will continue until next Friday and could send message that school's president has lost their confidence.

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