The Straight Version
Drone attack on a Colombian army base in Santa Rosa del Sur killed 3 soldiers, wounded 16.
The UNHINGED Take
Colombian drones now offer free nightmare selfies: 3 soldiers vanish, 16 get bruised, while de la Espriella flaunts a ‘nowhere to hide’ sign. Rebels grin; at least their coffee didn’t crash.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Colombian drones now offer free nightmare selfies: 3 soldiers vanish, 16 get bruised, while de la Espriella flaunts a ‘nowhere to hide’ sign.
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