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Dutch authorities rescue 38 people adrift in rubber boat

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 10:38 pm
Dutch authorities rescue 38 people adrift in rubber boat — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Migrant boats are rarely found in Dutch waters, and authorities are still trying to establish where this one came from.

The UNHINGED Take

Look at Dutch authorities rescue 38 people adrift in rubber boat speedrunning total brain death: "Dutch authorities rescue 38 people adrift in rubber boat". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Look at Dutch authorities rescue 38 people adrift in rubber boat speedrunning total brain death: "Dutch authorities rescue 38 people adrift in rubber boat".

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