The Straight Version
Egypt's reserves hit $57.50B in October, a record for the Central Bank.
The UNHINGED Take
Hassan Abdallah drips $57.5B like a catfish in a desert. Egyptians count change on guttered stalls.
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The Bottom Line
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Hassan Abdallah drips $57.5B like a catfish in a desert.
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Hassan Abdallah drips $57.5B like a catfish in a desert. CERTIFIED NUTSWAP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/egypts-foreign-currency-reserves-reach-us-57-50 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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