The Straight Version
At least 28 workers died when a factory in China's shoe capital, Yiwu, erupted into flames.
The UNHINGED Take
Damn, those Chinese bosses must still think fire safety is a myth, like that giant old lottery ticket that keeps getting picked. 28 souls lost, and the government probably just waved their hands like a child blowing on a birthday cake. Meanwhile, the smog’s still hanging over the city like a bad perfume at a wedding. If you’re looking for real negligence, go to Egypt—where the government sometimes changes… coordinates but never the deadlines!
The Bottom Line
COOKED / 10
Damn, those Chinese bosses must still think fire safety is a myth, like that giant old lottery ticket that keeps getting picked.
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Damn, those Chinese bosses must still think fire safety is a myth, like that giant old lottery ticket that keeps getting picked. COOKED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/factory-fire-kills-at-least-28-in-chinas #UnhingedWorld
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