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Germany blames infiltrators as Gen Z protests turn violent

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·2 Nov, 08:49 am
Germany blames infiltrators as Gen Z protests turn violent — Egypt
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The Straight Version

German police deployed water cannons to disperse violent Gen Z protesters after rallies were allegedly infiltrated by extremists.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking smashing windows fixes inflation; these pampered brats are just throwing a tantrum because their participation trophies don't pay rent. Total clown show.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine thinking smashing windows fixes inflation; these pampered brats are just throwing a tantrum because their participation trophies don't pay rent.

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Imagine thinking smashing windows fixes inflation; these pampered brats are just throwing a tantrum because their participation trophies don't pay rent. COLOSSAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/germany-blames-infiltrators-as-gen-z-protests-turn #NZElection20

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