The Straight Version
The US government has terminated Temporary Protected Status for Haitians, leaving New York's Haitian community in a state of uncertainty and fear
The UNHINGED Take
Akh ya America, you're messing with people's lives like you're haggling over prices at Khan el-Khalili, TPS or not, what's the difference, you're gonna leave them hanging like a koshari vendor without a license, and now they're supposed to just pack up and leave, ya3ni ely ana, what kind of system is this, mesh 3araf
The Bottom Line
COOKED / 10
Akh ya America, you're messing with people's lives like you're haggling over prices at Khan el-Khalili, TPS or not, what's the difference, you're gonna leave them hanging like a koshari vendor without a license, and now they're supposed to just pack up and leave, ya3ni ely ana, what kind of system is this, mesh 3araf
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Akh ya America, you're messing with people's lives like you're haggling over prices at Khan el-Khalili, TPS or not, what's the difference, you're gonna leave them hanging like a koshari vendor without a license, and now they're supposed to just pack up and leave, ya3ni
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