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Here are Egypt's latest fuel prices following petroleum committee's pricing decision

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·1 Nov, 10:34 am
Here are Egypt's latest fuel prices following petroleum committee's pricing decision — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Egypt's petroleum committee decided to keep fuel prices stable at current high levels.

The UNHINGED Take

They expect us to throw a party because they didn't drain our bank accounts today. Absolute legends at selling us crumbs and calling it a feast while the economy rots.

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They expect us to throw a party because they didn't drain our bank accounts today.

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