The Straight Version
Funke Akindele releases her eighth major film, The Four: No One Fights Alone.
The UNHINGED Take
Africa's top filmmaker chasing global stardom while Nollywood scripts women fighting for a boy who'd rather be dead than do his duty.

The Bottom Line
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Africa's top filmmaker chasing global stardom while Nollywood scripts women fighting for a boy who'd rather be dead than do his duty.
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