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How Nigeria’s Funke Akindele is helping take Nollywood global

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·4 Nov, 01:56 pm
How Nigeria’s Funke Akindele is helping take Nollywood global — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Funke Akindele releases her eighth major film, The Four: No One Fights Alone.

The UNHINGED Take

Africa's top filmmaker chasing global stardom while Nollywood scripts women fighting for a boy who'd rather be dead than do his duty.

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Africa's top filmmaker chasing global stardom while Nollywood scripts women fighting for a boy who'd rather be dead than do his duty.

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