The Straight Version
Jeffries supports Hegseth's impeachment amid Democrats planning probes into Trump allies.
The UNHINGED Take
They’re chasing a carcass, jacking up the deck, while the real cash‑watering patriots stay buried in the shade.

The Bottom Line
brain-dead circus / 10
They’re chasing a carcass, jacking up the deck, while the real cash‑watering patriots stay buried in the shade.
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They’re chasing a carcass, jacking up the deck, while the real cash‑watering patriots stay buried in the shade. brain-dead circus / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/jeffries-backs-hegseth-impeachment-as-democrats-vow-probes #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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